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SALFORD CITY COUNCIL WINS HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARD
 

Star date: 12th December 2014

SALFORD STAR MARY BURNS AWARDS 2014: 

SALFORD COUNCIL WINS BEN HUR AWARD FOR SERVICES TO HOLLYWOOD

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the eighth annual Salford Star Mary Burns Awards, which are given out to honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past twelve months.

This year, Salford City Council has won the inaugural Ben Hur Award For Services To Hollywood in recognition of its lavish filming of full council meetings, with a budget of £1,500 per livestream, which, er, didn't work. So ladies and gentlemen scoff your Arnold Schwarzenegger burger budget and sink the Titanic for our winner, Salford City Council...

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THE BEN HUR AWARD FOR SERVICES TO HOLLYWOOD

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Salford City Council

Ben Hur? Titanic? Avatar? Arnold Schwarzenegger's burger budget? They all fade into insignificance as hard up Salford Council lavished £3,000 to film just two council meetings in September and November.

In August, Local Government Secretary, Eric Pickles, announced that any member of the public and press could take photos or film public council meetings, and Salford Council decided to stream full Council meetings live via its website - while including a censorship clause for anyone else who wants to film, stating that they should refrain "from editing the views being recorded in a way that may ridicule or show lack of respect".

At the first Council-filmed meeting in September, a large crew from Digital Tree Media arrived with cameras and mics, to cover every angle of the warblings from councillors and the Mayor – except that the £1,500 stream didn't work and the public had to wait days for the two and three quarter hour soporific production to finally appear (see previous Salford Star article - click here).

At the next Salford Council meeting in November, the same thing happened as the expensive livestream went down again. Titanic comes to mind...

Meanwhile, the Salford Star continues to film Council meetings totally free of charge. It may not be as lavish but at least it works.

So ladies and gentlemen, bang your gongs, wave your Oscars and trip up on the red carpet for the winner of this year's winner of the Ben Hur Award For Services To Hollywood

Salford City C-o-o-o-u-u-u-n-c-i-i-i-l!!!


If someone from Salford City Council would like to make a tear dripping speech and thank their mum, their agent and the cast of clowns who featured in the failed livestream please use the comments box below...

* To see Salford Star livestream - click here

* See also previous related Salford Star article - click here

• The eighth annual Salford Star Mary Burns Awards ceremony will run throughout the festive season

The 2014 Salford Star Mary Burns Awards...

The Our Friends In The North Memorial Prize – Sigma Capital Group – click here

The Daft As A Brush Panto Award – Salford City Council – click here

The China In Your Eyes Award – Salford City Mayor Ian Stewart - click here

The Bridge Over Troubled Water Award - Salford City Mayor Ian Stewart - click here

The Downhill Slalom Gold Medal For Collapsing Fracking Share Prices - IGas Energy plc - click here 

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The Feed The Rich With £6Million Award (Part 2) – Scarborough Development Group – click here

The George Bush `Read My Lips' Award' - Salford City Mayor Ian Stewart – click here

The In The Thick Of It Award – Matt Finnegan – click here 

The Palm d'Or Award – Hazel Blears – click here

The Salford Red Devils `Paperwork Error' Award – Salford City Mayor, Ian Stewart – click here 

The One Rule For The Mayor And One For Everyone Else Award – Salford City Mayor Ian Stewart – click here 

The Disgraceful Disgusting Urban Splash Award – Urban Splash – click here

Anderson Bean wrote
at 12:22:30 on 17 December 2014
Pathetic and disgraceful farce . What gives these morons the right to waste OUR money on pantomimes like this ? Career bullshitting politicians make me puke .
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Anthony Dowd wrote
at 05:49:20 on 13 December 2014
What can we say about this money-wasting idiots who supposedly 'run' Salford Council.....
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