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FIVE SALFORD WAYS TO AVOID THE ROYAL WEDDING
 

Star date: 26th April 2011 

Part 5: LOCK YOURSELF AWAY WITH MATES AND LISTEN TO SALFORD RAPPERS

CLASS ACTIONS: THE ROYALS (ROYAL WEDDING RAP)
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`Ha ha ha ha I couldn't come to your wedding
Instead I'll throw you a shotgun wedding
Give you a 12 gauge, engage it with your face'

This is enough to make even Johnny Rotten's hair stand on end, as Salford rappers Class Actions go for the royal family's jugular, slagging each and every one of them off in turn, complete with swastikas, Kate Middleton anal sex and the `gold digga Camilla'… It's, er, also got a really good dance beat going off in the background.

Warning: Explicit Lyrics ahoy! If you are easily offended by swearing or an anti royal stance do not click here. However, if the Monarchy offends you, go right ahead and click away…


Class Actions
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THE ROYALS (ROYAL WEDDING RAP)

`Does Middleton mean you may breed with middle class?
Fuck her up the ass cos you know I'll be dreadin'
Offspring sprung up straight from your fun filled weddin'
Gettin' inbred looks just like your brother Harry

Now Prince Harry I heard you called your mate a paki
I heard you heil Hitler did Chelsea find that tacki
It's that you're a white power lover when your own mother
Was killed for her Asian lover – yes I discovered
What's been covered up as to why –
As to why Princess Di died she did die (die die die)
Di didn't seig heil to the queen
But Di was right cos the queen's obscene'

And this is just the nice bit of the Royal Wedding Rap that's been released free on the net by radical Salford rappers Class Actions. Other verses lay into Prince Charles, Camilla, Prince Phillip and, of course, Daily Mail readers.

Yes the Royal Wedding Rap is just about as controversial as you can get in these post Sex Pistols days but it's also got a highly intelligent argument (and a great dance beat) going off in the midst of it about monarchy tax avoidance, the role of the media in royal events and some of the Windsors' past dodgy antics.

"After Iearning about the Royal Wedding, I decided to write a rap parodying the Royal Family to counter the pro-Royal propaganda from the press and government" says Class Actions' front man Aslan AK "The idea for references to Nazi Germany came from when Prince Harry went to a party dressed as Hitler and also because the monarchy is an inherently undemocratic institution.

"You have to ask, why the tax payer should contribute to a wedding that celebrates, an undemocratic institution which also promotes snobbery?" he adds "What makes the wedding more ridiculous is that the public's money is being spent on it whilst working class and middle income people are losing their jobs due to government cuts."

Mike F, Class Actions Producer agrees: "Working class people don't care about the Royal Wedding" he says "However the media is so desperate to portray the wedding as having widespread support, they have accordingly mounted a campaign to drum up a false sense of excitement from the British people."

The British people might just get over excited by the Royal Wedding Rap, as this awesome post-prudent two finger salute to the monarchy gets aired.

"I believe the only real backlash against us will come from the Daily Mail reading middle Englanders and a few Nationalists" says Aslan AK "After all it's only a tongue-in-cheek song in good humour."

Everyone singalong now…

`Nazi salute for our darling royals
Let's pay tribute to our darling royals
They robbed us they raped us
God save 'em they're gracious
Now they can face us cos our money is wasted
Let's seig heil our darling royals'

(Lyrics copyright Aslan AK)

CLASS ACTIONS: THE ROYALS (ROYAL WEDDING RAP)
Download it free at www.classactionsuk.com or listen to it by clicking here.
Also hear the track on YouTube – click here

Full interview and feature on Class Actions coming to the Salford Star in May

FIVE SALFORD WAYS TO AVOID THE ROYAL WEDDING

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Ryan Kilpatrick wrote
at 17:20:48 on 03 May 2011
Great beat and lyrics. Let's hope Class Actions don't sell out to the royals like other artists have.
 
John Harford wrote
at 18:28:53 on 28 April 2011
The Royal Wedding represents all that is crap about British life! Why should we celebrate it and spend millions? the Royal family are just a bunch of stuck up tax dogers. Class Actions are a band with alot of balls, kinda like a political Eminem. Kudos lads!!
 
Rob Adair wrote
at 06:53:16 on 27 April 2011
Excellent!!! - the new version of God Save The Queen
 
Henry Vrun wrote
at 06:53:10 on 27 April 2011
royal wedding ? What a load of shite .Wake me up when it's over . royal Bastards . Are the royal family shites 'all in it together ' with the rest of us , like the tory twats keep saying ? NO, THOUGHT NOT. They could come to Salford and hold the wedding on one of our many cretinous council created wastelands .GREAT SONG .
 
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