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MARY BURNS AWARDS 2007

Welcome to the MARYS, the most glittering occasion in Salford’s community calendar. Here we honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past 12 months.

Please dress up in a monkey jacket or yer best frock while you read this and grab a glass of warm white wine. We would be grateful if you could applaud to yourself after each award is announced. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with the ceremony…

 

THE GEORGE BUSH `READ MY LIPS’ AWARD
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 1)
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 2)
THE `OUR FRIENDS IN THE NORTH’ MEMORIAL AWARD

THE WE WANT OUR PENNY AND OUR BUN AWARD

THE `WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FIG ABOUT WEASTE’ AWARD
THE AFFORDABLE HOUSE IN YER DREAMS AWARD
THE `Of Course We’re Not Trying To Clear The Community Out Of Central Salford That’s Next To Manchester, The River, The University and the BBC Media City Site’ AWARD…
THE `LET’S LOAN PUBLIC MONEY TO A BANK’ AWARD
THE `WE’RE SO GREEN IT (REALLY IS) UNBELIEVABLE’ AWARD
THE `YOU’RE TWISTIN’ MY MELON MAN’ MAD, MAD, MAD, MUSIC AWARD
THE `UNCLE’ JOE STALIN AWARD FOR OPEN AND DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
THE `EVERYBODY LOVES US’ AWARD
THE FRAZER `WE’RE ALL DOOOMED’ AWARD
THE `Who can say, 'I have kept my heart pure; I am clean and without sin'? AWARD
THE `WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL! LET’S SHUT IT!’ AWARD
THE SPECIAL AWARD FOR BEING HAZEL BLEARS

 

THE `Of Course We’re Not Trying To Clear The Community Out Of Central Salford That’s Next To Manchester, The River, The University and the BBC Media City Site’ AWARD…

Goes to…

SALFORD CITY COUNCIL (Social Engineering Dept)

According to Salford City Council’s new statistics, during the last decade over 2500 homes have been demolished in Central Salford which is 60% of all demolitions in the city. Almost 700 houses have disappeared in Langworthy, for instance.

These figures (up to end of March 2007) also show that, of nearly 17,000 dwellings with planning permission, four fifths are situated in Central Salford and the vast majority are not family homes but apartments. In Ordsall (which includes the Quays) there were only 31 houses that had planning permission, and 8387 one and two bedroom apartments. In Weaste and Seedley it was only 3 houses and 552 apartments. In Irwell Riverside it was 41 houses and 2116 apartments.

Our own research has shown that less than 2% of all housing with planning permission in Central Salford is in any way affordable…

Meanwhile, this year in the New Deal For Communities £53million investment area of Charlestown and Lower Kersal a MORI poll was published, based on interviews with local residents. Amongst those who thought they would move in the next two years (probably ‘cos their homes are being demolished) only 15% said they were going to stay in the area compared to 38% two years ago.

Now tell the community again how all this development is in our interest !

   

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