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MARY BURNS AWARDS 2007

Welcome to the MARYS, the most glittering occasion in Salford’s community calendar. Here we honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past 12 months.

Please dress up in a monkey jacket or yer best frock while you read this and grab a glass of warm white wine. We would be grateful if you could applaud to yourself after each award is announced. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with the ceremony…

 

THE GEORGE BUSH `READ MY LIPS’ AWARD
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 1)
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 2)
THE `OUR FRIENDS IN THE NORTH’ MEMORIAL AWARD

THE WE WANT OUR PENNY AND OUR BUN AWARD

THE `WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FIG ABOUT WEASTE’ AWARD
THE AFFORDABLE HOUSE IN YER DREAMS AWARD
THE `Of Course We’re Not Trying To Clear The Community Out Of Central Salford That’s Next To Manchester, The River, The University and the BBC Media City Site’ AWARD…
THE `LET’S LOAN PUBLIC MONEY TO A BANK’ AWARD
THE `WE’RE SO GREEN IT (REALLY IS) UNBELIEVABLE’ AWARD
THE `YOU’RE TWISTIN’ MY MELON MAN’ MAD, MAD, MAD, MUSIC AWARD
THE `UNCLE’ JOE STALIN AWARD FOR OPEN AND DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
THE `EVERYBODY LOVES US’ AWARD
THE FRAZER `WE’RE ALL DOOOMED’ AWARD
THE `Who can say, 'I have kept my heart pure; I am clean and without sin'? AWARD
THE `WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL! LET’S SHUT IT!’ AWARD
THE SPECIAL AWARD FOR BEING HAZEL BLEARS

 

THE `WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL! LET’S SHUT IT!’ AWARD

Goes To…

SALFORD CITY COUNCIL
(Bulldozing Schools For The Future Dept)

Which local education authority would take one of its best performing schools and shut it? Salford, of course! St George’s RC High School, in Little Hulton, gets great exam results, is over subscribed and has recently been designated a specialist Technology College. The local community overwhelmingly wants it to stay open, and even Salford Labour MP, Babara Keeley, is opposed to its closure, saying the school is “real asset to our community”.

That hasn’t stopped the Council ploughing ahead with plans for its closure, trying to silence its staff along the way, and, in the words of St George’s Head Philip Harte, “blackmailing” other Catholic schools in the city, saying that they won’t get any investment unless St George’s shuts.

Meanwhile, in East Salford it’s the primary schools at Charlestown and North Grecian Street which are being bulldozed and merged to make way for a new school in `New’ Broughton, nowhere near where many Charlestown parents live.

   

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