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MARY BURNS AWARDS 2007

Welcome to the MARYS, the most glittering occasion in Salford’s community calendar. Here we honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past 12 months.

Please dress up in a monkey jacket or yer best frock while you read this and grab a glass of warm white wine. We would be grateful if you could applaud to yourself after each award is announced. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with the ceremony…

 

THE GEORGE BUSH `READ MY LIPS’ AWARD
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 1)
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 2)
THE `OUR FRIENDS IN THE NORTH’ MEMORIAL AWARD

THE WE WANT OUR PENNY AND OUR BUN AWARD

THE `WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FIG ABOUT WEASTE’ AWARD
THE AFFORDABLE HOUSE IN YER DREAMS AWARD
THE `Of Course We’re Not Trying To Clear The Community Out Of Central Salford That’s Next To Manchester, The River, The University and the BBC Media City Site’ AWARD…
THE `LET’S LOAN PUBLIC MONEY TO A BANK’ AWARD
THE `WE’RE SO GREEN IT (REALLY IS) UNBELIEVABLE’ AWARD
THE `YOU’RE TWISTIN’ MY MELON MAN’ MAD, MAD, MAD, MUSIC AWARD
THE `UNCLE’ JOE STALIN AWARD FOR OPEN AND DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
THE `EVERYBODY LOVES US’ AWARD
THE FRAZER `WE’RE ALL DOOOMED’ AWARD
THE `Who can say, 'I have kept my heart pure; I am clean and without sin'? AWARD
THE `WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL! LET’S SHUT IT!’ AWARD
THE SPECIAL AWARD FOR BEING HAZEL BLEARS

 

THE `Who can say, 'I have kept my heart pure; I am clean and without sin'? AWARD

Goes to…

OASIS UK

Lots of contenders for this Mary too – like the whole Council Cabinet – but the clear winner is the Christian, Evangelical Alliance-connected foundation that is set to run the new `non-faith’ Academy in Salford Quays.

Oasis founder and Baptist minister, Steve Chalke, told the Star last spring that within the Academy “faith isn’t an issue at all…our Christian faith is what motivates us and drives us forward, it’s not what we expect of anyone else…”

Then we checked out job descriptions for the new Oasis Academy in Enfield where it stated that “It is vital…that our staff own our Christ-centred ethos and the values which flow from it” and “We are looking for a Principal…who owns Oasis’ Christian ethos…”

Since our feature Oasis has now changed the wording in its publicity. But it wasn’t a very pure start for the God-fearing, gospel loving Chalke and his organisation which is set to take over the non-faith community school, Hope High in 2009…

There’ll be more Marys for Oasis next year we’re sure !

   

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