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MARY BURNS AWARDS 2007

Welcome to the MARYS, the most glittering occasion in Salford’s community calendar. Here we honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past 12 months.

Please dress up in a monkey jacket or yer best frock while you read this and grab a glass of warm white wine. We would be grateful if you could applaud to yourself after each award is announced. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with the ceremony…

 

THE GEORGE BUSH `READ MY LIPS’ AWARD
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 1)
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 2)
THE `OUR FRIENDS IN THE NORTH’ MEMORIAL AWARD

THE WE WANT OUR PENNY AND OUR BUN AWARD

THE `WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FIG ABOUT WEASTE’ AWARD
THE AFFORDABLE HOUSE IN YER DREAMS AWARD
THE `Of Course We’re Not Trying To Clear The Community Out Of Central Salford That’s Next To Manchester, The River, The University and the BBC Media City Site’ AWARD…
THE `LET’S LOAN PUBLIC MONEY TO A BANK’ AWARD
THE `WE’RE SO GREEN IT (REALLY IS) UNBELIEVABLE’ AWARD
THE `YOU’RE TWISTIN’ MY MELON MAN’ MAD, MAD, MAD, MUSIC AWARD
THE `UNCLE’ JOE STALIN AWARD FOR OPEN AND DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
THE `EVERYBODY LOVES US’ AWARD
THE FRAZER `WE’RE ALL DOOOMED’ AWARD
THE `Who can say, 'I have kept my heart pure; I am clean and without sin'? AWARD
THE `WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL! LET’S SHUT IT!’ AWARD
THE SPECIAL AWARD FOR BEING HAZEL BLEARS

 

THE `UNCLE’ JOE STALIN AWARD FOR OPEN AND DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT

Goes to…

SALFORD CITY COUNCIL

Salford Council wins this Mary for…well…everything really. It held a huge DEMOCRACY DAY with a public question and answer session in a tent on the town hall lawn – except no-one from the public had a chance to ask anything at the event. All the written questions were pre-chosen.

The Council also wins this coveted award for holding a year long public consultation exercise in Seedley South, where the majority of residents opted to save their houses from demolition – only for the Council to ignore it and continue with their own plans to bulldoze 52 houses “to safeguard the considerable public and private investment made in adjacent streets” (that’ll be the Urban Splash houses then…).

The decision was `called in’ and went to the Council’s Housing Scrutiny Committee which threw out the residents’ claims of unfairness. Well, it would do - the Scrutiny Committee which provides “checks” on the Council is made up mainly of ruling Labour councillors!

The Council has totally stormed this award category…it’s removed minutes of meetings from its website…it’s blocked Freedom of Information requests with a battery of excuses…it’s pulled the Salford Star’s funding application to the community…it hasn’t answered awkward press questions…It could only get away with such practices in…Burma? Nah, Salford !

   

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