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MARY BURNS AWARDS 2007

Welcome to the MARYS, the most glittering occasion in Salford’s community calendar. Here we honour the most deserving individuals and organisations in the city for their stupid statements, dodgy dealings and iffy activities over the past 12 months.

Please dress up in a monkey jacket or yer best frock while you read this and grab a glass of warm white wine. We would be grateful if you could applaud to yourself after each award is announced. Now, without further ado, let’s get on with the ceremony…

 

THE GEORGE BUSH `READ MY LIPS’ AWARD
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 1)
THE FEED THE RICH AWARD (Part 2)
THE `OUR FRIENDS IN THE NORTH’ MEMORIAL AWARD

THE WE WANT OUR PENNY AND OUR BUN AWARD

THE `WE DON’T GIVE A FLYING FIG ABOUT WEASTE’ AWARD
THE AFFORDABLE HOUSE IN YER DREAMS AWARD
THE `Of Course We’re Not Trying To Clear The Community Out Of Central Salford That’s Next To Manchester, The River, The University and the BBC Media City Site’ AWARD…
THE `LET’S LOAN PUBLIC MONEY TO A BANK’ AWARD
THE `WE’RE SO GREEN IT (REALLY IS) UNBELIEVABLE’ AWARD
THE `YOU’RE TWISTIN’ MY MELON MAN’ MAD, MAD, MAD, MUSIC AWARD
THE `UNCLE’ JOE STALIN AWARD FOR OPEN AND DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT
THE `EVERYBODY LOVES US’ AWARD
THE FRAZER `WE’RE ALL DOOOMED’ AWARD
THE `Who can say, 'I have kept my heart pure; I am clean and without sin'? AWARD
THE `WHAT A GREAT SCHOOL! LET’S SHUT IT!’ AWARD
THE SPECIAL AWARD FOR BEING HAZEL BLEARS

   

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